Saturday, June 05, 2004
Dominion over Palm and Pine
The Poosh is closing down permanently because the Thought Police have been at me. I have been the victim of a philippic via the telephone; a diabolical memory I try each day to forget. But it shall return one day like the Hollywood epic genre. Picked up the Koran and right there in front of me was the “great” “prophet” giving permission for true believers to starve their misbehaving wives (4:15). What ever happened to good ‘ol Christian love your wife as you love yourself-ness? Curse my infidel beliefs! I tell thee, some of this Islamic business reads like the rantings of a man whose girlfriend had just cheated on him with the local hippy; and who wasted all of this year’s money on attempts to emulate the Sex and the City lifestyle. SHOES. Sirat Rasul Allah, for example does says, “Tell the men with you who have wives: never trust a woman,” elsewhere one reads, “In hell I saw women hanging by their breasts. They had fathered bastards.” I hope I don’t mother a bastard anytime soon, Allahu Akbar.
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